News & Comment - Spring 2006

 

 

Christian High School Religion Classes Not Accepted:  The battle between Christian high schools and the University of California system have been in the news over the last few months.  The university has rejected certain courses, notably some science courses which it feels are not up to standard.   The curriculum review has now extended to religion classes.  According to the University of California at Riverside, "Religion and ethics classes are acceptable as long as they do not include among its primary goals religious growth of the student."    (First Things,  January 2006 p. 66)

 

Kent comments:

So the University of California wants to remove "religious growth" from its version of academia.  And exactly why is anyone surprised by this?

Kent comments:

Yes, I know having the comment first is different.  But I was never one for traditions . . . meanwhile, back in the beginning of The Clubhouse I commented on an effort by the Anglican church to tempt people back within its confines by giving away chocolate.  I mused then (If All Else Fails) that the "come to church for prizes" needs to be considered and refined for best effect.  I suggested that:

You could have numbered offering envelopes available which these reluctant church goers could use to make contributions to the church. Then, at the end of the meeting, you have a weekly drawing for a cash prize for one or two lucky givers. I know people like to do that, because they have riverboats in Indiana and a whole city in Nevada devoted to it.

I thought I was kidding, but I thought too soon.  For right before my wondering eyes in the February 6, 2006 Christian Standard online newsletter, I found this:

The Super Bowl is this weekend and one lucky woman in Maryland is ready! All first-time guests who visited Cross Pointe Christian Church (Waldorf, MD) Jan. 8-29 were entitled to enter a drawing for a new home theater system including a multimedia projector, stereo VCR, and HDTV projector screen. Regular attenders who brought a guest could also enter the drawing. Donna Bass, who visited the church for the first time this past Sunday, entered the drawing and won the prize.

“As a three-month-old church, we are continually looking for new and creative ways to get the name of Cross Pointe out into the community,” says lead pastor Curtis McGinnis. “We advertised the giveaway through direct mail, local newspaper, and press releases. Not only was this an effort to reach out to the community, but also a way in which we could encourage our members to invite their friends, relatives, coworkers, and neighbors. The drawing created a buzz in the church, and we did see a number of first-time visitors from the event. Currently we run around 40 people on a Sunday morning, and this event brought in about 20 first-time visitors, so we see it as a huge success.”

Does Cross Pointe Christian Church sound familiar? For more information, click here to access the June 13, 2004, CHRISTIAN STANDARD article, "Closing One Door to Open Another." The article, written by Max E. High, describes the closing of a southern Maryland church, that church’s partnership with the Virginia Evangelizing Fellowship, and the use of those assets to launch Cross Pointe.


Kent continues:

If only we had enough big-screen TVs, and other great prizes like this in churches across the nation, we could see church attendance triple or even quadruple!

Discovery Christian Church, located in Cranberry Township, PA, close to Pittsburgh, has its share of loyal Steelers fans. Pastor Toney Salva is not one of them—despite the new Steelers tattoo on his arm.

Salva, a Denver Broncos fan, and community involvement pastor Bryan Gratton, a Steelers fan, made a bet before the AFC Championship game between the two teams: the fan of the losing team would get a tattoo of the winning team’s logo. After the Steelers’ victory, Salva made good on the promise.

In addition to a permanent memento for Salva, the tattoo may also create more local buzz about the church—Pittsburgh CBS affiliate KDKA captured the moment for a recent newscast.

Kent continues:

I'm wondering - would this work for other things?  Would bets made with "payouts" that include nose rings or eyebrow piercings get just as much great publicity for your congregation?  If we are going to make bets to promote the church, why not just bet cold hard cash?  If you win cash, you are then at liberty to have your body defaced in the manner that pleases you the most!

from the Velocity church website:

Velocity offers 2 services at 8:30am and 10:00am. Once you arrive at the theater, you have the option of choosing a service with Rock and Roll music or a service featuring Today's Pop Country music.  Velocity is a church designed especially for people who've never been to church or haven't been in quite a while.

Kent comments:

Only two choices at good old "Velocity"?  Most theaters have more than two sections.  What about a hip-hop service or perhaps a bluegrass service?  Are we going to exclude the jazz fans?  How about a "big band" service for the WW II generation.  One of the "sacraments" there could be the jitterbug!

from Liberty Matters News Service

UN Labels Human Race Major Disaster
A report issued by the UN Convention on Biological Diversity blames the human race for causing the worst rash of extinctions since the days of the dinosaurs. "In effect," the report reads, "we are responsible for the sixth major extinction event in the history of earth, and the greatest since the dinosaurs disappeared, 65 million years ago." The report says extra-ordinary efforts will have to be made to reverse the trend if the UN goals of slowing losses are to be reached by the target date of 2010. "The direct causes of biodiversity loss - habitat change, over-exploitation, the introduction of invasive alien species, nutrient loading and climate change - show no sign of abating," the report said. The report was thin on details of how the situation could be remedied, citing vague and broad recommendations to safeguard habitats of jungles and deserts and better management of resources. But adequate funding could prove troublesome to reach the goal. Since 1998 money for biodiversity research has fallen from a $1 billion to a mere $750 million in recent years. Fortunately, the UN report did not openly call for mass slaughter of humans to prevent a further spread of our malignant presence in a manner similar to the efforts to stop the avian flu.

Kent comments:

That last line of the item makes anything I could say unnecessary!

from Bizzare News:  MOLINE, Ill. - A pillar supporting an interstate highway bridge in Moline, Ill., is the latest sighting of an image of the Virgin Mary. Andrea Handel said her 5-year-old son first spotted the image last week while the family was walking along the banks of the Rock River, WQAD-TV, Moline, reported. As word spread locally hundreds of people came to the Interstate 74 bridge west of Chicago during the weekend to look at the outline on one of the pillars.

Handel said it is visible during daylight, but is best viewed at night. One of the faithful who agreed she could see Mary on the bridge said she understood perfectly why it was there. "Too many things are happening, people are losing faith, that's why she's appearing -- for people to get their faith back," said Maria Ruiz.

Kent comments:

Such "images" might be even better viewed while smoking the correct substance!


from Sojourner's David Batstone:  I simply cannot understand why so many evangelicals consider same-sex marriage as the prime threat to the virtue of heterosexual families. Honestly, which has ruined more marriages: The extramarital affairs that are so brazenly celebrated on Desperate Housewives or the decision of two men or two women who love each other to make their lifelong commitment public? I don't think there is any doubt about the answer to that question. Yet most discussion of sex and values in the church veers inevitably to the gay and lesbian issues.

Kent comments:

So is he saying that "the decision of two men or two women who love each other [and] make their lifelong commitment public"  is a marriage?  Leave it to socialists to screw up not just economics, but also marriage!

from Religion & Ethics Newsletter
Feature: African-American Mormons
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Mormon outreach in black communities was almost non-existent until 1978, when, then-President Spencer Kimball reported a revelation saying blacks could become priests. Today, African-American membership in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS) is growing in black neighborhoods and cities around the country. And though they remain a distinct minority, a few African-Americans today hold high positions in the Church. Deborah Potter explores the Church's efforts to appeal to the African-American community despite its history of excluding blacks. Ahmad Corbitt, one of the few black leaders in the LDS Church, says, "I think the appeal is the power of the Gospel on our families, a very practical appeal. Teachings that make us better human beings and better family members and the African American community needs that salvation of the family."

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/religionandethics/week931/feature.html

Kent comments:

It's what inevitably happens when you think God is revealing new things to you.

THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) - An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film. 

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala. 

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

Kent comments:

I have often found myself asking, "Is that Paris Hilton, or is it Mother Teresa."  It's not just their looks.  It's the striking similarity of lifestyle that makes this especially confusing.

from David Batstone in Sojomail for 4-12-2006

The Massachusetts legislature passed a remarkable piece of legislation last week. It became the first U.S. state to create universal health care coverage. The bill passed the legislature with ease; better news yet, Gov. Mitt Romney - on whose proposal the legislation originally was based - has said he'd sign it.

At present, nearly half a million of the state's residents do not have any kind of health insurance. That will change under the new plan. The state is already using a computer system to search for the Medicaid eligibility of hospital patients and enrolling those who are. Under the new legislation, employers also will share an added responsibility. A fine will be assessed on companies with more than 10 employees who do not offer health insurance; the penalty of $295 per employee per year is pitched to cover an individual's premiums. Those individuals who fall outside the two foregoing camps will be required by law to buy health insurance. If they fail to do so, they will be penalized on their state income taxes.

Kent comments:

This is from that group of "Christian" socialists called Sojourners.  What a wonderful world it would be if the government either forced someone to buy a health insurance policy for you, or forced you to buy one for yourself.  Here is something interesting about the socialist Soujourners:  while they applaud people for refusing to pay income taxes to support the military, they are quite happy to use taxes to force you into their idea of "health care."  I suppose if you live in Massachusetts (a serious mistake in itself) and you refuse to buy health insurance or pay the state income tax penalty, the "compassionate" Sojourners would find some way to make you "cooperate."  The guillotine, perhaps?

MTV Pokes Fun at Jesus' Crucifixion
By Patrick Goodenough
CNSNews.com International Editor
April 13, 2006

(CNSNews.com) - As Christians around the world prepare for Easter, magazine readers in Germany were confronted this week by full-page advertisements depicting Jesus, wearing a crown of thorns but descended from the cross, enjoying a television program.

"Laughing rather than hanging around," (Lachen statt rumhaengen) reads the tagline of the ad . . .

Kent comments:

The heathen rage if anyone says a discouraging word (or - horrors! - publishes a picture) of "the prophet."  But Christianity is cannon fodder for parody and satire of all sorts.  Publish a picture of "the prophet" and deadly riots take place around the world.  Make fun of Jesus, and - nothing.  So, President Bush, what really is "the religion of peace"?

INGLEWOOD, Calif. - Parents say the principal of a Inglewood, Calif., elementary school forced children to use buckets for toilets during a recent school lockdown. Principal Angie Marquez of Worthingon Elementary School imposed the lockdown March 27 when nearly 40,000 middle and high school students across Southern California staged walkouts to protest immigration legislation, the Los Angeles Times reported.  The newspaper said some students were barred from using the restroom and were forced to use buckets placed in classroom corners or behind teachers' desks. Tim Brown, director of operations for the Inglewood Unified School District, said the principal's order was an "honest mistake." "When there's a nuclear attack, that's when buckets are used," Brown told the newspaper. The principal "followed procedure. She made a decision to follow the handbook. She just misread it.”

Kent comments:

So here's my question:  assuming the water still works, why would we want to pee into buckets in case of nuclear attack?

UTAH - Polygamy used to be legal in Utah, and civic leaders apparently don't want to be reminded of it. Wasatch Beer is facing a boycott over their ad campaign that makes comical reference to the state's former marriage sanction. Slogans for beer include "Why have just one?" and "Take some home for your wives." The beer company insists the ad campaign is all in good fun, but civic leaders disagree. In fact, two local billboard companies believe the slogans are offensive and refuse to display the ads. Also, the Utah Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission tried to hinder the campaign by banning ads with religious themes or symbols. The owner of Wasatch Beer, Greg Schirf, thinks they are all taking the ads too seriously: "They're being thick-headed. With everyone watching because of the Winter Olympics, they don't seem to realize they are drawing more attention to themselves. I couldn't pay for this kind of publicity."

Kent comments:

Who would have thought that Mormons could be overly sensitive?

Christianity Today, April 2006 from a review of Wicca's Charm:  Understanding the Spiritual Hunger Behind the Rise of Modern Witchcraft and Pagan Spirituality by Catherine Edwards Sanders - Reviewed by Irving Hexham

Not long ago, mention of Wicca and modern witchcraft seemed ludicrous. Today, millions of Britons and Americans are involved in neopagan activities. Wicca's Charm is a delightfully readable look at this rapidly growing movement, written by a skilled Christian journalist who is remarkably open to other people and their religious beliefs. Sanders provides a broad overview of neopaganism from a missionary perspective intended to help Christians reach out to its adherents.

Sanders explains why Wicca and other forms of neopaganism attract people "as an alternative to other mainline religions, including Christianity." (One reason, as she notes, is this: "[E]ach practitioner can add and subtract beliefs at will.")

Kent comments:

Point well taken.

from the Christian Standard newsletter, May 14, 2006

This Sunday, the men of Journey Christian Church (Greeley, CO) and their fearless leader (worship minister Jeff Crane) will make a dynamic entrance with their annual Mother’s Day “Bucket Brigade.” Journey’s band will set the tempo, and then the men will enter the sanctuary by banging on trash cans, transmission fluid pans, car rims, pipes, and, yes, buckets. A special addition to this annual tradition is the precision electric drill team that joined the festivities last year. After ending the march with a flourish, the men will lead the worship service as a way to honor the women of the congregation.

Kent comments:

Would dedicated non-instrumentalists be allowed to do this?  It's a very close call.

Los Angeles Daily News - 'Heaven help us'

BY BRAD A. GREENBERG, Staff Writer

The Rev. Beatrice Williams drove 110 miles to Hollywood on Wednesday to beg the Lord for lower gasoline prices.

"There is victory when we stand together," Williams said, after joining eight others in prayer. "We will overcome, and we will overcome this if there are enough people who believe that God cares."

Standing beneath the Gothic Revival tower of Hollywood United Methodist Church - and across from a Chevron station charging $3.43 a gallon for unleaded - the group asked God to comfort those paying more while driving less.

"We give you praise and honor and glory. You are king of all kings. You know our needs," Bishop Donald Downing, pastor of Heart to Heart Christian Center in Fort Washington, Md., prayed as cars zipped through the intersection of Highland and Franklin avenues, occasionally honking.

"These high gas prices, Lord, bring them down, oh Father."

Kent comments:

Why not own oil stocks and pray for higher gas prices?

from:  Christian Standard, "Have We Lost Our Focus?"
By Name Withheld, 6/4/2006

Last night I watched a national television talk show host who had some trouble with his guest’s new method of promoting church attendance. The host, a nonbeliever, clearly had higher expectations for growing a church. The excited guest, a pastor of a megachurch in south Texas, was telling about his church raffling off a house. Every Sunday, those attending would deposit another entry ticket in a box for a chance to win the house in the drawing.

Previously the church had given away other prizes—cars, trucks, motorcycles. But this was the first house. What was the catch? None, really. The more tickets a person deposited (code for the more Sundays he attended), the better his chance of winning.

Kent comments:

When I wrote about this recently, I had NO IDEA that it was really happening.  I should have guessed, I guess!