Mr. B True...

I know that you have already responded to Mr. Chromey and his articles (and the exchange was quite entertaining to say the least) however, something crossed my mind that I couldn't shake.

Mr. Chromey says this:

"The emergent church craves scriptural, image-soaked metaphors."

and also this:

"Can a single image replace each point in the preacher’s sermon? Possibly."

If this is true.. and Mr. Chromey is content with letting the deep spiritual truths of God be communicated through images, in order that they may better reach this new "postmodern" culture.....

Then.. I wondered how this new culture would respond to Mr. Chromeys articles, which are written using words, and long boring, emotionally uninteresting statements.

Well, far be it from me to stand in the way of any of my "postmodern" brethren. I decided to translate one of Mr. Chromeys articles, (which can be found here:

http://www.christianstandard.com/articledisplay.asp?id=53

into a more postmodernly correct format.

Please understand that I love all my brethren, (all joking aside) and recognize everyone’s desire to worship the Lord, and evangelize in his name to their utmost.

That being said... I think this will make a great Powerpoint presentation that will represent the content of Mr. Chromey’s articles on the postmodern church.

[The image-based presentation follows.]