The Great "Steak Knife" Controversy - Read All About it Here!

Tim Snow, author of  "Steak Knife Is Launched" assured us at the end of his article that:

"Any similarity to people or entities living or dead is purely satirical. The churches mentioned are not real churches, so don't waste gasoline trying to find these places."

But shortly after posting Tim's article, I received this urgent message from Shotgun Smith:

"I just wanted to let you know that the Steak Knife Christian Church is a real church. I have personally been there, done that, and have some pictures of some of the t-shirts!"

Below you can view Shotgun's pictures.  I'm not sure how you can get your t-shirt.  Maybe the Shotgun will let us know!